You gotta feel for Bruthan here

The, “OK. Thanks.” killed me. It was awesome because he was spitting straight fire in the booth, and he knew it. 

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

Typing this as I listen to Tony Romo debate whether Julian Edelman’s thumb-nail-atomic-layer’s-outmost-electroncloud scraped the football, but...

Honestly, if he’s using one of those organic peanut butters that don’t really taste sweet at all, that sandwich could work for me.

Speaking of which,in the history of mankind has anyone ever met a Chad that they didn’t want to punch in the face? I often wonder how often Niger and Sudan often think about just jumping their ass.

I feel the same way about Todds.

Period!

It should be clear to everyone who exactly is behind this. It’s plain as day.

Go Wolfpack.

Maybe Durkin was right that the team isn’t tough enough, considering a backup punter had to be restrained before his teammate could land a punch.

this is the right take and Sheila from accounting deserves joylessness

Serious question: why wasn’t this illegal use of hands to the face? I’ve always wondered about the offense-defense double-standard when it comes to trying to smash your opponent’s head, and I’ve always been too lazy to look into it.

The umpire was right on all three of those calls. It sounds like Williams thought the “coaching” warning was rescinded because she told the umpire she’s not a cheater, but of course that’s not how that penalty works. The call is made against the coach (who admitted he was coaching from the stands), so the player can’t…

Can we please stop with the Serena worship? She’s a titan of tennis, a superb athlete, but she’s not without flaws, without her faults. She’s petulant, and this isn’t the first or worst instance of abusing an official in her career.

And here I figured Burneko’s pet peeve would be using a single word where 5 or more could do. 

Yeah, but the alleged “victim” of this horribly racist behavior is. Do you care what he thinks about this? Does it matter whether he thinks an apology is in order? 

Was this a stupid thing to do? Yeah, it’s kind of stupid and not funny. Is it a big deal and should he have to apologize for it? No. It’s ridiculous that we make such a big deal out of such dumb things.

Urban Meyer is a morally bankrupt piece of shit, as is the OSU administration, I think we can all agree on that. But what depresses me in these stories is why do we expect the internet and employers to pick up the slack for a justice system that clearly doesn’t care about protecting women? Instead of like, expecting…

You can really feel the electricity and sense the gravity of this confrontation.