Fake news. According to those "tournament results," Mr. Trump finished just behind Gene Upshaw. Gene Upshaw is very dead. Just another media smear campaign.

Terrible take.

Please, tell us more about the AAU glory days!

I can't wait til they play @Miami.

All the stars.

Leave Coach Michael Scott and Assistant Coach Todd Packer alone.

Unconfirmed, but possibly because he's a college kid.

I'm too lazy to Google it. Is that anime porn?

Beautiful. The only thing some people — not me — think about is Tiger plowing her. Again, not me. Best wishes, Ms. Vonn.

“As folks say, ‘If you can win in the NFL, you can win anywhere.’”

Braxton Beverly had a similar situation in transferring from OSU to NC State. After multiple appeals, he was allowed to play without sitting out a season. Common sense may prevail here.

Yes, because NBC has a rich history of being in the bag for Trump and his supporters.

So one political statement is okay, but an alternative political statement is not? Got it!

He has pretty good side hair. I figured he had better top hair.

Just as all Cowboys fans were sucking their own dicks over the Chip Kelly experiment.

So it appears that "transfer portal" is a sports term we have to say now. I, for one, will resist.

Ribery's not a Tony Roma's man?

In the history of mankind, there has never been a likeable Karl.

Should probably slow down on the “Super Bowl quality defense” takes. The Dallas game, for example, was fugly.

No mop handles/pool cues in the ass? Why, this is downright quaint.