+2 Juggalos

Dumb. -1

I’m bad with fractions, but wouldn’t “half black from the belly button down” make him only a quarter black? I don’t think he’s telling the truth!

Wow. This video confirms my theory that any random thing in pop culture or sports is someone’s favorite thing of all time. Think about the worst movie or crappiest band you know...that’s someone’s FAVORITE. Colby Rasmus? This gal’s obsession. There are too many things, man...

My grandmothers were shitty compared to Flashin’ Granny.

This comment doesn’t make sense.

I don’t want to read any more posts on Deadspin about LaVar Ball unless it includes:

Will also accept 20 percent.

Please, let’s not make a Sideshow of this.

I’m pretty sure he’s laughing.

The Big Ballers might’ve been a respectable name for a Hoop It Up team in 1993. It might’ve been...

There’s not a sane person on the planet who thinks that.

Wait, there was a special prize on the wheel called “Document”? Free estate planning?

Willie Mays Hayes was a more disciplined baserunner.

Look, NC State fans are often delusional, but they aren’t wrong about Gottfried. The guy can absolutely recruit, but he has an abyssmal track record of retaining and developing talent. The program has been a revolving door the past 4 yrs, with transfers and guys leaving early for...where...Italy? His program is…

Ahem.

+1 physical challenge

Yeah, one of these block quotes isn’t like the other.

Welcome to big-time college football, Niner Nation.

As is also an NC State tradition, we will spend the next 6 weeks discussing coaching candidates that we have no prayer of landing. THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY THAT WILL FINALLY ENTICE MARK FEW TO COACH BIG BOY BASKETBALL!!