Any updates on Rob Melo?

This settles it — Joe Mixon: Not a good guy.

Michigan’s equipment manager needs to check the temperature settings on the dryer. I don’t think jerseys are supposed to fit like that.

And a terrible challenge late that cost them a time out. Spotlight was a little too bright for ATL’s staff.

Never forget.

What are you saying?

I’ll confess, I had to look that up. Twas worth the effort.

Hmmm, let’s see...every 90s rap video? I’ll guess Rump Shaker.

The longest 3 seconds of my week is the tight shot of him “praying” before the first snap.

That’s a pretty specific theory you have there.

Fear boner.

+1 Casio calculator.

Christ, this is fucking dumb.

This morning, my wife and kids awoke to The Great Turkey Beef of 2016. They are still recovering.

I’m not fucking going 7-9, okay? I’m going way worse than that, alright?

Sister Hazel’s favorite band isn’t even Sister Hazel.