This is my favorite exchange on Splinter, ever.

“Dude, the fuck?”

“I thought it was Jezebel”

“Oh”

Joe Biden helped Obama rebuild Detroit with his car deals. Also, because apparently you don’t know anything, Detroit was a huge ghetto ever since welfare was invented. Why would that happen because welfare is intended to lift people up? Well it’s about incentives. Taking poor folks and giving them just a little more…

He loves his Pearly Baker best. More than his wine.

Because some people prefer to believe in a hypothetical where if only Obama had just tried harder Republicans and moderate Dems lime Bob Kerrey and Joe Lieberman would have totally agreed with him. 

I think liberals throw Obama under the bus primarily because of the feeling that he blew a once-in-a-generation political opportunity in 2009. After the triple disaster of the failed Katrina response, the wildly unpopular Iraq War, and the economic meltdown, the Democrats walked into January 2009 with a huge chance to…

He tried to govern rather than tweet.