A man at a Trump rally in Minneapolis this weekend sparked outrage after a Reuters photographer spotted him wearing a shirt that read, “Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some assembly required.”

He should have thought about that before throwing all his weight behind the misogynistic racist rotten cheeto in a failed bid to stay relevant post-Bridgegate.

Unpopular (?) opinion: Bon Jovi > Springsteen

because he has people to take the fall for him.

First is Barron, right?

Uncool opinion: I like watching Tarantino movies. I love it, actually. It’s fun. Fuck the highbrow scoffing sure to flood the comments section.

What part of her act seems well intentioned?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yeah, generally this is not the best-written Jez post. The last line about how Mila’s probably going to exhaust herself also seems kind of off.

It makes me so incredibly happy to see POC and women asserting themselves in a manner that we have not seen for far too long.

The teen’s father told Buzzfeed he’d voted early for Clinton but regretted it, adding, “With the recent developments with my daughter, I can say that I would likely not have voted for either of these clowns if I had it to do over again.”

So Dad, your daughter was the target of a predator and now it is Clinton’s fault and you regret voting for her. You are an idiot and you anger is not where it should be.

It’s so ridiculous that public figures use the excuse “I got hacked!” to excuse themselves when they write something stupid.

Yeah, “hacked,” as in “He can’t hack it as a public official or a decent human being.”

Behind the scenes people have said that Hillary is warm and funny. (Funnier than her husband according to Al Franken.) She just puts on her game face when she is on the job.

Obama and babies will always kill me. So much cute!

Right? Who dates Mariah Carey and expects her to be anything other than Head Diva In Charge?

Honestly Senator, that comment didn’t get any traction in the debate. What makes you think it’ll do you any good here?

and how.

Having just spent last week at the hospital detoxing my dad, this is a depressing read. I’d like to think he might actually stop drinking this time, but it is so unlikely.