“Look at the meme itself, ‘You can vote from home comfortably online.’ Who could possibly think that?”

Is there anyone on earth who knows less about government and/or diplomacy than the orange goblin?

I don’t know whether or not it’s reassuring that Trump is no longer able to shoot straight when it comes to embarrassing guests at debates. If Hillary didn’t give a shit about Paula Jones et al., she sure as fuck isn’t going to blink at Barack’s estranged relative. Trump is really losing it.

My mom has always hated Giuliani. Growing up I remember she had an article from the NY Times hanging on the front door where they were writing about some ridiculous policy he’d proposed and “subtly” editorialized by including a picture of him dressed as a clown at a promotional event for the big apple circus.

Is it horrible and reprehensible that I immediately went to ‘false flag’ on this?

I know this is horrible to say, but I hope he has Cosby levels of accusers come out.

Every one of these women deserve our gratitude for taking this significant risk in order to tell the truth and do the right thing by voters.

Wait...what???

Think this was the landslide he was hoping for?

I think carrot cake is too healthy (though I appreciate the orange reference). I think a Trump-cupcake would be more like a stale twinkie covered in a ganache made of melted circus peanuts and excessively studded with those metallic decorating balls.

He can’t even protect an American Chair from his thrusting groin.

You might even say, they need to carry this to term.

Saying all Mexicans are murders and rapists while running for President is shocking.

Allegedly, Jared helped come up with the plan to try and put Bill Clinton’s alleged victims in the family box yesterday, so... I don’t know how much help he’s actually been on the “less awful” front.

Ivanka Trump is definitely not the “normal” one. She’s a bit more self-aware and has slightly more modern sensibilities than daddy but she’s every bit the branding opportunist that he is.

No, not nearly as interesting as that.

Yeah, I wish I’d had a little sister like that growing up. She’s SO vicariously happy just anticipating how happy her sister is going to be that she can’t even contain herself. That’s just so lovely.

I love how happy she is and how happy her little sister is for her. Even the cat is happy (for like 5 seconds).

He has stah-MAH-nah.

I wonder if he can even enjoy a good steak anymore.