i was going to like this comment, but noticed that there are currently 69 likes, and don’t want to ruin how nice that is.

Everyone should call in pretending to live in the Los Angeles in Alien Nation, report “newcomer” crimes against them, ransacking their houses in search of spoiled milk. It might take the operators a while to catch on and waste more of their time.

You hear “Ignition” at the grocery store?

Well, they were not only pee-pee sports, they were also pee-wee sports, since it involved minors. There’s no silver lining to his golden showers.

(IIRC it was Jim DeRogatis reminding everyone of the women children he raped and then intimidated into silence that made Kelly a pariah, and not the watersports.)

What time do you reckon you’ll have the photo posted? Just so I don’t have to keep checking back… ;)

Did you all see this? It’s a few weeks old but it was brand new to me.

The hardest job for any ESPN employee is pretending to respect that clown SAS.

WHYYYYY is this already sold out? I need this in my life!!!!

Croissants are overrated bread mistakes, and whenever I attempt to eat one with my java, 50% of it dissolves into microscopic crusty flakes that collect in my bra and give me CROISSANT RASH.

Just another entry in the long-established history of male artists stealing the work of female artists, who are also inherently less visible due to the structure of the art world as a whole.

The woman was travelling with 2 babies. I hardly think needing a stroller is being a dick.

I’m not saying this was Melania’s case, but you don’t know the stories behind what makes women become “mail-order brides.” You don’t know their history, their material conditions, their desperation level, you don’t know a bunch of things. You also don’t mention the reason behind why some western men choose these…

So, how long before they replace him with an equally evil piece of shit?

If he’s slaying strippers raw he’s given her at least HPV... and possibly herpes, HIV, or Hepatitis. Pretty gross.

At least we’ll look forward to cool Mad Max cars.