Dude will be hired at the next police department. It’s a circle.

I believe this story has the most complicated headline I may have ever read.

Every Kinja headline that includes Sean Spicer always makes me spit laugh.

I’m so surprised Kenneth would disrespect the Poirot character like this. Maybe he’s attempting to imitate the success of Cumberbatch’s Sherlock. At least Kenneth could have worn a body suit like Suchet did. And imagine all the amazing modern suits and bowties Kenneth could have worn. Men’s designers would have been…

I would expect nothing less from Congress. And yes I mean both Republicans and Democrats. Dems can put on that protest face but they certainly won’t refuse the provisions. I swear being a Congressperson is the best gig going. The perks must be incredible.

We had to know this eventually was going to happen. Giggling.

If John Hinckley had been black, he’d be dead. Blacks have died for less reasons.

That’s the whole problem. He needs to begin planning for next year, today! Event Planning 101. And just ‘loving’ stuff doesn’t mean you’re good at it. I love tennis but Serena’s unborn child could beat me.

It’s so interesting how in some low-income communities, many of the small mom and pop stores are owned by Asians. And when I’ve walked into the stores, I can almost see contempt in their eyes, hatred even. I get the feeling they hate us and think we’re thieves but they remain in our neighborhoods and take our money.…

How many red flags do you need?

DNAinfo Chicago should have done a little research and discovered the copying. I’m not a journalist but isn’t research part of the writing process for publications?

I’ll believe it when I see it. In spite of the sponsor exodus, dude has a large following. I imagine that’s part of the reason papa Murdoch is hesitating.

I imagine La La’s already been advised to do so, but I hope she gets an HIV test along with being screened for STDs. Shuddering.