Also, this now seems to be the go-to excuse for affairs, aka the retroactive open relationship.

This is why I think people in open relationships should have to wear day-glo orange wedding bands at all times (perhaps tattooed on). If it's so open, why hide it? Put it in your wedding vows, so everyone is clear on the situation.

Uh-huh. You know you're here on the Internet right now, right? Kinda hard to claim the high ground when you're doing the exact same fucking thing as me.

Get a life, says the guy who fucking lived to tear down a fresh new writer every Saturday. It's funny that you really do believe your own bullshit.

Oh BonMorte, you lying sack of shit. We've talked at least a half dozen times on the essays and you know who I am. You were chearing me on when I came to your defense on principle the first time Max gave you a warning. Taylor absolutely did ban you on this post right here:http://gawker.com/to-california-…

Heh, you have vastly underestimated my capacity to hate.

Aw, don't go deflating my rage-boner by appealing to my reasonableness, THIS IS NO TIME FOR REASON.

Being just off of the Lodge Freeway, that's not too far from downtown but it's not exactly adjacent either. It would be more accurate to say it's closer to (or is, depending on where you were looking) the Boston-Edison area which a lot of people tell me is nice. Sorry, I'm sort of Detroit's version of a Manhattanite…

I guess I will ask you, since you live there and you have a great screen name.

Summit Place is abandoned now? I haven't been out that way under the daylight in so long that I still picture Summit Place as this thriving market place. I guess I should've figured Great Lakes Crossing would kill it. But really, Pontiac might as well be on fucking Neptune to me.

Shit. I know no one cares about my goddamn fantasy team but, fuck. I'd like to not have to think about fantasy hockey for just a little while.

This was a brutal and much deserved takedown of Dayna's post. Absolutely glorious. As a longtime resident of downtown Detroit who works in Foxtown, I shudder everytime one of these ruin porn articles makes the front page because the inevitable onslaught of assholes who don't live here and have never been here is sure…