“Millennials don’t need to get down with the Olympics; instead, the Olympics should pander to us millennials.”

Kylo Ren reflects the scourge of millenialism - pissed off with no good reason, can’t strike a shadow on his forbears’ accomplishments. In other words - emo wimp. Darth Vader was the single biggest badass in all of movie history . This obvious successor was anything but. James Earl Jones guffaws at the new “episodes”.…