@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: I think that is a wise move!

That would be 'uncomfortable', not 'unclofortable'

Yeah Chris, the past year's winner has to suck off the guy taking his place... Yeah, I know, I know. But I didn't make up the rules. Tell you what, if you're really unclofortable with it, I'll take care of it for you next year. Now go ahead and unzip and we'll get this 'unpleasantness' over with

the real tragedy is that Latroy Hawkins was coming in to pitch

They should serve hot dogs... made out of real dogs! I don't know how you would serve the cats. Maybe tempura?

The back of the Jersey is made from the skin of a horse to honor Philly's greatest athlete since Al Simmons. Of course I am talking about Smarty Jones.

@Verklemptomaniac:

Ah yes, old time prices. Gimme five bees for a quarter! Is that a Spanish onion? Wow, Michael Beasley!

After one of the Yankees World Series titles, Wade hopped up on the back of one of the cops' horses, and they rode around together, highfiving the crowd. It was so gay, I couldn't believe it. He had one arm wrapped around the manly torso of the cop. It was like when Hans dreamed of riding with Patrick Swayze. I'm just…

I think Oscar Gamble's fro was on roids

Ugh. Imagine the smell in the locker room... I'm talking about the cigars, obviously. And watch out for your wallet.

Oh man, how great that must feel... not only will he make the highlite reel all across America, but now he'll have his choice of Western Kentucky groupies to clean his pipes.

Yo... '05... Bucknell over Kansas! GREATEST EVER!

oh yeah, what Rob said

Two years ago, Albany led UConn 50-38 with aliitle more than 10 minutes left, but eventually lost by 13

what about records for endurance sitting? feed me nothing but beer and affix a hose to my schlong, and I will make the nation proud.

What about Gnarls Barkley? That's too damn close. Better sue them too.

my company promised me a 52 week vacation if I spend any more time talking about the tourney or organizing the various betting pools. I mean, shit, what's a couple of days of zero output? big friggin' deal

Love Dickie V! You get what you get, and it's crazy fun.

I would so pay $100 for 6 minutes. Maybe I'd even go $150 for 9 minutes.