Like most statements that make sense, this does not apply to the 80s.

YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH!!

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

I'm sorry Fahey, I'm afraid I can't do that.

It's almost as if being overly nitpicky was the entire point of the series.

Or:

You forgot:

"They're not that hard to maintain with the right equipment"

That is a SLEEK file cabinet! What kind of kid would want a bike, when faced with that?

Nothing tops the inside-out children of Little Lamplight...

Let's just hope the police understands it's a suit right away then.

Doesn't have to be your baby necessarily. Any one off the street will do.

I don't want to have a baby just to be able to make this costume work. But I'll make that sacrifice.

Monicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ford: "We don't suck anymore! Seriously!"

Because I love old Japanese cars that look like muscle cars someone left in the dryer.

I play with a car battery attached to my testicles. My GF shocks me every time I take damage.