Another terrible and tasteless dress.

Ok this is super rude to vaginas

That’s funny as hell! I wonder if that is still Forever 21's policy? I may have to make a visit.

I moved on the Justice Department like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. It had all those checks and balances. Then all of a sudden I see lady justice, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

Kinkade died several years ago. The prints are “giclee”, which is an inkjet print on canvas and then minimum wage workers paint tiny details on, so they are ostensibly unique. It’s a scam.

I know it is bad to hate, but I have never hated anyone or anything more than I hate this fucking dumb fuck so-called president we have right now. What an asshole.

She’ll probably eventually write a children’s book or some such shit.

Please, please expand on this comment.

Warhol would have gotten a giant kick out of this story, though...

I have seen the new generation of Animatronics that the Disney Imagineers are capable of building (Avatar ride, Frozen ride, etc.). The fact that this made it out of their shop is an act of political protest.

My cousin had to get a can of Barbasol* surgically removed from her anus, and she had the same excuse. So... Barbasol?

At this point I really shouldn’t be surprised, but it still astounds that there’s a hypocritical tweet for everything. Everything.

lol

“FOUND AFTER SWALLOWING 1/2 PACK OF GUM IN ROOM AT HOME, EMPTY WRAPPERS EVERYWHERE”

Here it is! Aluminum tree from the seventies, courtesy of a coworker’s dead great aunt’s attic. I didn’t put lights on it because I think it would catch on fire.

Every year I debate whether to come home for the holidays. Every year I do it because I don’t want to be alone, and I feel guilty that my parents will otherwise be alone. My brother is estranged and hasn’t been home in years. One of my cousins has a gaggle of poorly behaved kids and a revolving door of baby daddies,…

This is so true. At some point my parents gradually eased into treating me as an adult, but my girlfriend’s parents never got there. She’s more successful in her job than either of them ever were, and yet they look down on her and give her unsolicited advice and/or criticism constantly. They’re still trying to parent…

No, she was a rebel, remember? She dyed her hair pink once but then her mom made her wash it and the dye all came out.

...fetus ...evidence based science ...climate change