Yep. When I’m working from home, my dogs are “will you sit still so we can sleep!”

Great to hear, and I know what lazy buggers greyhounds are!

Never has the term “barf bag” been so relevant. Fucking Christ on a bike he’s repulsive.

Ooooh I don’t know - I think it’s the sort of thing he WOULD be aware about? Or I guess his minions would tell him that twitter likes are FAKE and are Obama is manipulating the likes?

The glimmers of hope are gathering! :-)

Excellent, thanks for this, it slipped under my radar.

How easy is it to monitor orange anus’s twitter support? In terms of likes and re-tweets etc. Is there anything out there on this? I don’t feel that his figures are very high?

LOL! I said in another post that the UAE is very liberal, but it’s not the case on meds - so, NO.....I’m just premenopausal, a bit depressed, working too hard and drinking too much. Whoops!

Nooooo! Bars everywhere and off-licences all across town too - residents need a licence in Dubai to buy, but not the case in the other Emirates. Sharjah is “dry.” Booze filled airports - even at Sharjah as it’s classed as “air-side” and therefore not restricted. The UAE is liberal in many ways :-) . Pork in the…

I like him! He was often very sarcastically funny in Celebrity Big Brother UK!

His face in that interview made me pee :)

I had a horrible dream about an alligator last night.....I survived the attack (I tied its nose in a knot - as you do) I then walked into room to see “my man” shagging someone else. I’ve been single for 11 years and not had sex for 5....I think I have issues!

Drunk as a fucking skunk here in the UAE

Wow she’s come a long way! Watching and wishing you (and her) well from the Middle East.

I’m soooo down, drinking too much (self employed so I don’t have to report in so to speak) - BUT I’m looking after a dog and as a result I have to get me up and leave the house for two good walks a day (+ pee breaks). Fuck I love dogs.

I thought this too - I was a massive stoner as a student and stopped about 25 years ago. I recently spent a week back with my friends from those days who still smoke and jaisus it was marvelous - so chilled, so non judgemental, I’m getting back into it slowly and surely. 45 year old lost soul.

Very good boy!

Noel is hilarious! Prue Leith is a legend and Sandi can be very entertaining too. Let’s give it a chance :-)

LOL! Agree, much prefer him to Hiddles. Fantastic actor!

I read that as “double thirst from Cambridge”