That is a superb tree! I left my tree for my neighbours at my old flat as I have no room/storage at my new one. My Muslim neighbour put one up yesterday and invited me over to see it - so I’ve been shamed into going and buying a small one today!
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He’s gonna shit though the eye of a needle after that-mark my words.
This is absolutely terrifying! What can we do to help the owner and his staff?
That is FANTASTIC!
I saw a commentator in a UK paper call him “Trumplethinskin” today :-)
SPLENDID!
You gotta put some orange juice in - I swear it makes all the difference!
And “healthy”! (orange)
Never have I been happier to be completely broke and owning money on my credit card - can’t take it with me!
I really don’t like her at all.
You just made me look up my chart for 2016 (I’m a pig) and it’s uncannily accurate!
My Mum was as devastated as I was when my long-term relationship came to an end and threw the “all those wasted years” at me - inferring that we could have had kids. HER FACE when I told her my ex couldn’t have them as he had mumps when he was younger! :-)
Two years ago (when I was 43 and had been single for 8 years) I overheard my Mum and Aunt discussing how utterly selfish I was for not using a sperm donor :-0 . My younger brother doesn’t want them either and Mum has become adept at playing the world’s smallest violin because of this. Dad thinks both us kids are…
What ever happened to that story? Nothing else has been said since then?
You can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in.....cheeto dust.
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I went to see a therapist a few times, but we weren’t a great fit. I’m taking “St John’s Wort” which seems to have improved my mood and am also enjoying guided meditation and mindfulness exercises from the “Headspace” app and pretty much any video from Michael Sealey.
Ashamed to say I’ve been watching “Catching Kelce” :-0
Me too - I got the box set of series 1-6 many moons ago and watch the whole thing online regularly. I can practically quote every episode - yet still cry tears of laughter every time :-)
She’s available on twitter @marshablackburn