Thank you for admitting that the Tesla will in fact beat pretty much anything by a few seconds.

I enjoy that your comments are now sinking down to Kindergarten level. Sorry but just because you aren't familiar with the Tesla doesn't mean you are right. But I'm sure even more silly comments will follow. I've got lots of popcorn...

It was an accurate response. But I suppose cute is complimentary as well. Show all the charts you want. I've seen the actual races.

Sorry but yes... the car does in fact turn and turn well. Wanna' know why? Because ALL of the weight of the car is in the bottom, inches from the ground. The rest of your commentary was nonsense.... buddy.

But here's the thing. Watch pretty much any video of a Tesla versus any other car. The Tesla will be halfway down the track before the other car even leaves the line. Its that ferocious torque that causes them to win these things. The bottom line is that the Tesla doesn't necessarily have to be the overall faster car.…

Doubt it. Every video I've seen of a Tesla racing... anything shows about the same thing: The Tesla is already halfway down the track before whatever its racing even gets off of the starting line.

Guess I already won then. In fact there have been countless videos on this site showing the Tesla beating the snot out of not only super cars but just about anything else. Sorry. Torque wins every time. I will gladly take Paypal.

ha ha ha that's funny . Wonder why there are hordes of videos showing 100k super sedans gettin' their asses whipped by the Tesla? WTF are you smokin? Actually pretty much and Tesla.

guess I must be some mindless nerd then. I'd love to have a D just so I could embarrass all those good ole boys at the track.

the fact that there is a common running joke even within the Porsche community over the brand's overall "sameness" shows that I'm not the only person with this opinion. oh. Well I suppose that VW Toureg they turned into a Porsche could be different but GM tried badge engineering for awhile and that doesn't really work.

you don't know who I am and thus it's ridiculous to foist lofty proclomations. Simply put I think Porsche designs are overly conservative and boring. Sorry that I don't love them clearly as much as you do to the point where my feelings get all hurt.

you should have informed him that the i3 is perhaps the fugliest car to grace public roads and perhaps a poor choice to launch the wonders of carbon fiber.

The Porsche looks like it needs a total restoration:

oh well. I'm a beer drinking kind of guy so I guess they'll buy something boring. Like a BMW or something.

I bet the drummer guy is reading this right now and will be so impressed he'll go out and buy 10 econolines right now. If he does, better write a song about it. Or make up some drumming or whatever drummers do.

I is since I am a Southern guy and thus have the stark-opposite accent. But oh well.

They could just rope them all together. Like a train. That way they could all be together. Maybe even jump from one van to another. One van could be the bathroom van, another the practice van and another for food. It would work great.

Well, maybe he would like to go back to old school. He could show up at Waffle House and make a big surprise and play there. Plus they are anonymous so he would be driving around and people would say- hey look, its not Weezer.

Get a used Ford Econoline. He's in a band and all so that's the perfect machine. Plus lots of room for kids and stuff. Get one with a moon shaped window in the back.

I'm entitled to my opinions. I am also not "jealous" of a Porsche anyway. What gave you that idea anyway? The cars to me are majorly boring. Sure- I "Get" the desire to preserve a car's pedigree but when the result is design philosophy that is more or less stagnant then expect the comments like those I made. I'm not…