Guys tells his date, “actually my dear, it’s not a Cavalier, it’s a Cimarron.”

Why is there’s always at least one so-called “expert” that suggests a Jeep Wagoneer?

Because the dickishness of BMW drivers has been studied and proven true. With science! http://wheels.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/12/the-rich-drive-differently-a-study-suggests/?_r=3 

BMW asshat-itis is very strong. It is so strong that it can even turn normally polite Canadians into entitled jackholes.

“Under its Aerocatch secured and faux carbon fiber striped hood”

Take an already expensive-to-repair, bland looking German car, add a bunch of fragile aftermarket accessories to make it even more expensive-to-repair. May as well call it what it is, the inevitable catastrophic failuremobile.

Nah, they’re terrible. Ever tried to drive one on the highway?

There are plenty more non-fastback, 1st generation Mustangs out there for folks to crash into pedestrians. Get over it.

The best looking Lincoln in a few decades. Not a high bar to clear.

The Hydraulic Press Youtube channel is great.

He must’ve been on his way to go buy more useless accessories. To add downforce.

I laughed even harder after seeing the Alberta licence plate. There are many rich kids there who get given a car from their parents and proceed to destroy said car with stupid and unnecessary accessories. You should see some of the trucks up there. All the accessories.

The only Mustangs you see on the road are the ones that haven’t crashed.

Do Mustangs have any side impact protection? That looks like a serious amount of damage from what appeared to be a relatively low-speed crash. If he had a passenger on board they would be in rough shape. And none of the airbags went off. Isn’t this kind of crash exactly what side curtains are for?

I used to own a Mazda 6 wagon.

Am I the only one who is tired of manufacturers feeling the need to jack up their wagons and add a bunch of plastic cladding to appeal to the NA market?

Do you want to admit it’s called a Neon?

In Europe, people live relatively close to where the vehicle is being made. And transportation to and from major auto-making cities is faster and easier.

Pimp My Ride was the originator and still the best of these shows.

The Mitch Hedberg reference is the only good part of this article. Is there any way you could turn it into a hyperlink to a youtube video of him?