Yes. I thee wed.

Did PMK teach you nothing about eating take-out at home on camera? Must be the from exclusive Wallace Silversmiths plastic collection.

...and even older? Loves ya Demi.

His turn as President Jason Davidson was perfection!

Also-

“Stop looking in the mirror, you aren’t good looking.”

I had a subscription in the way, way back due to my Wild Palms addiction. It was blindgossipdotcom before the web was born.

Law Question: Did Cosby fire Marty Singer or did old Mort quit? Singer is being so sweet about the whole thing! Cosby chose to hire a civil attorney- didn’t he really need a civil attorney with criminal law experience? Do they exist? Why wouldn’t he hire someone who would keep their mouth shut tight, and watch every…

Real Housewives of the Shire? I. Am. In.

In Chicago it’s a place for police to set up prostitution stings. (Overheard serving many wines to defense attorneys)

Late 90’s~ I was killing time meandering around a Linens N’ Things in Scottsdale. I chanced upon the most beautiful towels I have ever laid eyes on. It was effing towel lust! At the cashier I am flicking the towels open to make sure they are ok and it’s raining em effing scorpions! I flipped a towel nest of a few…

I don’t want to be Snoopy!

Desperate Living written and directed by John Waters. ;)

Stressne.

Let me know when you’re scaped- I’ll be waiting with yokes.

Please stop raping us. Please stop discussing our rapes like you know anything at all.