This is for me! I have such horrible underarm hyperhidrosis, and cannot afford botoxing.

Refrigerator frottage!!???

Little Danson Man!

She wrote this amazing piece about not being “fuckable”... http://www.afterellen.com/movies/413655-…

She’s a gem.

Well that explains it all.

‘Good, now people can finally shut the fuck up about her getting her own show, it will either be great or suck and we’ll swallow’

Plugs, not drugs.

You’ve totally made my day PunkUnrepentant- :)

Yes, every time I read about his "baby oil" my body recoils with the ghosts of 1000 UTI's.

My tiny shop got a horrible review and the topper being "the woman glared at me." That woman would be me, and I have been legally blind since 2011. I thought the bells on the door, and my captek cash register for the blind might give it away. Guess not. Those sweet folks at yelp called me the very next week to let me…

That was my first thought! That lucky Lucy Honeychurch.

Ooh! Just saying this is a trick I use too with the super tight tail. I love it- the pony pulls up all flaws.

Top knot face lift level: Expert

Driving around my clients.

Sharon Needles and my girl!