All I know is that Affleck better not be a better Batman than Keaton on or Bale because there will not be enough dick to go around for all the haters to eat.

I'm not even going to check the comments, but I'm guessing it's something along the the lines of:

Bitch bitch bitch bitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitch moan. Bitch bitchbitchbitchbitchbitchmoooooooooooooan. They should have gone with bitchbitchbitch moooooooan.

I feel the same way, but I use Wiki or even the Marvel website to keep up with it.

I'll get off your lawn when you turn off that damned Rock and Roll!!!!!

If the remaining 6 episodes are anywhere near as as good as these first 2 episodes, BB is going to win all the Emmys. Aaron Paul is knocking it out of the fucking park right now!

What voice to text program are you using?

It must be a good one since it can recognize your muffled voice with your head so far up your ass.

I think Junior OD'ing on Heisenberg's Ice would be Walt's major comeuppance. Walt has to pay, but I think he needs to suffer to fully realize what he has done.

I'm glad you used LOST in your comment, without lambasting its series finale. That finale, like the Sopranos finale pissed off so many people and I never understood why. I really loved LOST's ending and I felt that the ending was great.

Don't even bother replying to this guy. His comments are the exact thing Alexander is rallying against. These are the people that need to be ostracized. Fucking angry for no reason and dismissing a legitimate argument because her example is too mainstream. He's trolling on full blast and should be put on time out.…

Awesome!

Shark week jumped itself many moons ago.

I'm really surprised no one has posted this one. Season 1 was great and a lot of fun. Season 2: I could live with it. After that, it was just horrible. Downright unwatchable.

He turned the town turdburglar into his submissive peon. If that's not happiness, then nothing is.

Exactly. I thought it was odd...as if they didn't have enough scratch to hire kids to play his son and daughter. Like an unnecessary Eddie Murphy move.

It's done wonders for his career.

That infamous interview he gave on Letterman is what demonstrated to me that he is a bona fide bag of crazy.

I would watch her watch grass grow.

Stalker-ish, I know, but I said what I said and meant what I meant.

I have to remember to dust my house every two weeks. My eyes are so watery.
*runs away*

In regards to Avengers, is Whedon going to go with continuity and hint/outright establish that Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch are Magneto's children? I mean, just uttering his name in Avengers 2 would put those 2 properties (X-Men and Avengers) in the same cinematic universe.

I doubt that we'll see this crossover…

I like pronouncing it like croissant...because I imagine someone invading it for their delicious pastries.

Step 1: Make fun of Nintendo.Step 2: Secretly and shamelessly copy them.
Step 3: Very very quietly, brush it under the rug and burn the house down when it eventually fails.
Step 4: Deny deny deny.