"Stuck on You."

Thanks for the minor panic attack. I seriously thought we'd have to wait another year for this. I've been stoked ever since you guys posted Damon and Copley's pictures from the movie.

Yeah, it sounds like they're just going to beat around the bush. People should just deal with it already.

Seriously. They need to nip this in the bud, ASAP. I don't need to know all of the features, but I sure as hell want to be sure that they don't require an always online connection to play games. If this is true, then it's just going to be a PS4 for me and maybe a Wii U down the line (ie, the next Zelda installment,…

After the epic fuck up that was Sim City, I will not be buying the new Xbox if a constant internet connection is required. It's a shame since I enjoyed all three consoles, with the PS3 and 360 occupying most of my time. This is bullshit. Looks like it'll only be the PS4 for me.

Why even bother explaining anything to these turdmuffins? In their scenario, your driveway is narrow enough for only your car and surrounded by walls because as we all know, all driveways are like that. Next thing you know it's going to be "That's assuming your steering wheel can turn enough for you to back out" or…

Boba Fett sucked Bantha balls. He got knocked into an anus with teeth by a blind and disoriented Han Solo....by accident. He was never cool.

I have to agree with your comment. I feel as if he begrudgingly watches the show, the same way we begrudgingly get out of bed for school/work. I also agree with Meredith about them not having to praise the show or treat it as a perfect show, but then I remember how you could see his boner for every Zero Hour review…

I think it's fair to say that a ton of people did not like this season finale, I as well. I was hoping for a major downer, as depressing as the comic. I knew they weren't going to have the stones to kill the baby, but I feel like this episode was a fail after building to this grand crescendo (even having the gall to…

They have Children's Hospital too. Shit Yes!

It's there too.

That clip with the clapping was pretty effed up. The hands coming out of the darkness reminded me of "The Grudge" a little bit. I remember the Warrens from episodes of Unsolved Mysteries and the show Sightings (which terrified me more than UM because they just dealt with nothing but Aliens, Ghosts, and other…

I know one day I'll be a beneficiary of boner medicine. so no way am I knocking it, lol.

Knowing human history, it'll be used for boner medicine. Guaranteed.

I saw Best Buy had the WiiU for $250 and I still didn't buy it. It looks neat, but it just doesn't call my attention right now. I feel as if it stepped up to what the other consoles are moving on from. It's weird.

I know who the mother is.

I could have sworn you guys posted this already. Unless I saw these on Tumblr.

This movie strikes again!

If ever there existed a picture that perfectly caught a "Dat Ass!" moment, it has to be this one.

"People paid for a game that some of them can't play. lulz!" It's not his fault, but the stench of failure is going to be all over these people like a wet fart.