The accidental slip has happened to me and it makes the worst suction noise and it’s the worst feeling ever. SEX OVER! BYE!

Scheduling sex doesn’t seem very glamorous but I think it’s a good idea. When you’re in a long term relationship and sex is available whenever (with consent of course!) you tend to forget the importance of getting laid when you see each other all the time.

My 26 year old friend told me she was “too young to get married” and I told her Courtney Stodden got married at 16 and she’s doing great...!...!!....!!!

I mean, those shirts just make your boobs look bigger - add a push up bra and a viscose knit turtle neck and your boobs are gonna look huge. It’s just mind-boggling to me that our culture is still obsessed with young women getting a boob job (remember Britney circa 1998???) In this case, mind-boggling that it’s a deal…

amen

I already have, I would be open for another viewing.

I was debating between Passengers and Assassin’s Creed (which I hear is also terrible) but I think I might just pick two hours of torture watching beautiful Michael Fassbender kill people than this pile of garbage. Thank you for the spoilers!!!

I don’t know who any of these people are

“god forgive me, he had so much shiplap”

No

True

He also plays a serial killer in The Fall

I thought the same thing!

I LOVE THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there goes the dramatic ending

Wait, is this a REAL official trailer? WTF DID I JUST WATCH?!

The top three were really talented this season and there wasn’t one of those weird contestants that you’re like HUH? HOW ARE THEY IN THE TOP THREE! ** cough cough** Alek Skarlatos

yes, that’ll never stop being weird...

Mark Hamill, always a bridesmaid, never a bride