I had my partner (who went to art school) draw me like one of his French girls and it just ended up looking like a broke ass court room sketch drawing. It was truly crushing to know that not everyone will make you look as seen through the eyes of Jack Dawson.

I like thinking about how Chloe and BB probably feel like their teen relationship is eternal & I’m just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I read this yesterday and it happened to me last night, but it turned into “Hey... you liked your romp?”

Does anyone remember when the RDS commentators were making homophobic remarks about Johnny Weir during the 2010 Winter Olympics? Come on Canadian broadcasters! Nobody puts Johnny in a corner!

I know Kevin Bacon’s “D” was the star of Wild Things, but MD also awakened some types of pre-pubescent desires for me.

I forgot about this shoot, I am AWAKE. hubba hubba.

I was just looking at the pictures of Tswift and Tom making out at the Colosseum in Rome last month & was thinking about how much it probably smelled like hot garbage. But, most importantly, how is it even possible that she has red lipstick on and he has no lipstick on his face??? I don’t care what kind of dry matte…

I also like to see people win; I don’t care where they’re from. The moment I see someone standing on the podium cry tears of joy as their national anthem plays in the background, I’m like:

What is up with Katy and her anthem empowerment songs, is her life that hard? Last I saw, she was cruising on a paddle board with her naked man & slurpin’ a beer, looks like she’s living it up.

I love this!

You know Martha’s borscht looks nasty when she describes it as “unusually delicious”

I’m waiting....

I love love love Brit, I don’t care what her music sounds like, but I like that she’s stepping into more “contemporary” styles. I also don’t care that she doesn’t sing during her shows (it’s a great show regardless) and I love that she’s one of the most aggressive hair flipper in the music biz

I love him so much! How does he get his arms to move like that? He has so much intensity!

All next season like:

I loved that they tried to dupe us by having Robby wear socks in the first out of the car up shot. Please! That was probably the only time that he wore socks!

“Well, one, with Bumble[,] the girl always has to make the first [move], and I don’t really like that. I don’t think that’s a woman job...[so] I got off that.”

Before your date, prepare a dozen deviled eggs (that is six whole eggs). When your date arrives, offer him or her a deviled egg; wait for a response. Once you have given your date a deviled egg, use your index and thumb and put the whole half in your mouth. Let the creaminess take over your senses, the tangy aroma of…

I ate some fried deviled eggs at a restaurant in Las Vegas a few weeks ago. Despite it being 115 degrees outside (which is not prime deviled egg weather) they were some of the best deviled eggs OF ALL TIME! Where are your favorite restaurant deviled eggs?

Asking for a friend.