I’ve birthed a baby, and this does sound harder. But I also love some carbs and alcohol. And my baby. Her too. But, wine, ya know? So good.

I live in the south, and it’s killing me how many people on Facebook are taking this 100% seriously and using it to prove how “cold” Hillary is. It’s satire, people!

How long until we see a tabloid headline shipping Aniston and Pitt?