But enough about our President, folks. Let’s get to the rankings. 

A coach has a BBQ at his house with recruits and the NCAA is all over it. A coach kills one of his players, and keeps his job.

This is very confusing to me. Kids can’t buy beer. And what’s the point of going to a sporting event except to drink a lot of beer, yell at players on the opposing team about how much greater my sexual prowess is than theirs and then alternating crying and throwing up?

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

Sure, typical Deadspin bullshit. Embiid dunks on a dude in a park and he’s a fucking hero.
Meanwhile, Richie Incognito attempts to tackle a dude at 24hour Fitness and he’s, “Mentally unstable.”

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

Jesus was a 33 year old single man in a time period when men and women were married in their early twenties. A single 32 year old man living with his parents? Jesus was gay. It’s all in the bible.

All snark aside, I think this is actually pretty cool. This is exactly how I would’ve used the White House lawn if I was 11 years old and my Dad was the president.

Yeah but some commenter on earlier thread told me he scowls and shoots to score points. Dat ain’t no MVP.

I pretty much agree with what HamNo wants, but continue to disagree with his pitch of how to achieve it. Trying to make a moral argument, as we just saw in November, does not work!

Seriously, can any of you even imagine a world in which poor people got to eat but we didn’t have Vanderbilt university? Then who would come in last in the SEC?

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that this article isn’t about you.

This could have been her entire article.

I’m sure it’s not the first time one participant has tried to mount another at Westminster.

“I’m not your friend, Buddy!”

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

I wonder if it’s going to dawn on him that he’s never going to “enjoy” anything about his life again (assuming he ever enjoyed anything). If he keeps occupying the office of President, he’s going to keep fucking up (only on a progressively larger scale) and getting rightfully shit on by (at least) 60% of the country…

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.