Moove along....

I lived in a frat house for two years and found myself scrolling through these pictures saying “it could be worse”. Broken faucets, overflowing garbage, no toilet seats/toilet paper, a river of shit from the time we were poisoned with laxative brownies from a rival house, STDs...etc etc.

But it isn’t a warship. An oiler has easy delivery cruises, some would call them milk runs.

They’re so spoiled to have such a good story. They’ll be udderly confused.

In summary, this ship will be full of seamen and its primary mission will be to deliver lube.

A whole ship or only 2%?

No whey I’m gurnsey get involved.

Dairy good, $kay. Nicely done.

The cream of these will rise to the top, and that’s my 2% worth.

Beat me to it. I was going to post something like that, but now it’s too latte.

Pun writers are going to milk this for all it’s worth.

Suuuuuuuure it is.

They forgot to waterproof this one.

And that’s why it’s not the 23 hour, 55 minutes of Le Mans.

Viper is a nick-name. Fighting Falcon is the one given to it. Some pilots were just battlestar Galactica fans.

In the US both of the damn hospitals would have had the proper equipment in the first place. You can say a lot about how expensive the US healthcare system is but sometimes there’s a reason for it.

I just came here to thank you for this hilarious comment.

If this was Russia, they would have dropped this unguided pod into a civilian area and killed 27 people.

While also making an espresso and ironing the pilot’s shirt. Cause it does everything, right?

F-35 could have done it in 41 min.