I have an old Esprit and guys are constantly trying to race me. Porsche guys in particular seem to have a bug up their ass. I don’t understand it. It’s like no, this car is over thirty years old and a bitch to keep running as it is. I’m not trying to relive a Need For Speed level on the fucking Brooklyn-Queens…

This.

When I had my bugeye, it happened regularly.

One time I was driving back to work from lunch, and this dudebro in a Fiero cut me off and literally ran me off into the bike lane (pulling into oncoming traffic in order to do so) and said “Hey man, you look like you know what up, bro. So me’s gonna buy a bunch of…

Respect for Phil Robertson? Would it be respect for his bigoted ways? His cruel, monstrous twisting of Jesus’ words and actions? Maybe respect for the big scam where the Robertson clan pretended to be bearded hillbillies when actually they are clean shaven wealthy tennis playing country club 1%rs?

It was a piss-poor political speech from a redneck who makes duck calls, you sanctimonious redneck.

But he did pray that America would never know the touch of a woman or Jew president.

That’s my gun!!! Seriously, I was the OPS/CSO on GTN when we installed the Block 1B mounts she currently has. I was really proud of the work my Sailors put in on getting it installed, calibrated, and getting rounds down range. It was probably the smoothest thing on that entire tour.

Perhaps that mode would be useful....

Since we’re talking about CIWS I’ll use the excuse to post this artwork from a ladderwell on the USS Iowa.

Demented R2D2... Nice

Oh shut the hell up. You’ve probably never served. While I personally like President Obama, whenever we salute a senior officer or superior it is a mark of respect for the office. I didn’t like Bush, but I saluted him because I respect the office, even though the man did stuff I didn’t like. Any service-member who…

Yeah, must be horrible to have a POTUS that doesnt send you and your buddies to war on a whim, right?

NAS Lemoore is quite possibly the most unassuming Naval base on the planet, it’s surrounded by farmland and taquerias. This was probably the most exciting thing that’s happened there (I mean, other than flight ops) in some time. No wonder the gate staff was caught unawares.

Is it wrong that I care only about the F/A-18?

Good. I always hated the “star in a reasonably priced car” segment. Very rarely did they have cool guests, instead featuring some vapid celebrity fuckwit I couldn’t give two shits about, blathering on about how little they know or care about cars.

Several years ago skiing at Loon Mtn in Lincoln NH, 2 NH ANG A-10's flew up the valley below us. I skied the rest of the day with 3 poles!

Topless propwash. Rawr.

“Every clap and giggle rightfully belonged to the F-35 program.”

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