Speaking of Animanics, holy shit was some of that humor way over our grade school heads! Such a great show.

This was my first thought. "OH OK THEY JUST COPIED AN AUDI A4"

HEY AUTOMAKERS,

Pure, delicious Schadenfreude.

DAMNIT! I knew I should have joined the military out of high school.

I've seen 996s from 1999-2000 with 50k go for sub-25k in my area - I would save up and get financing in a heartbeat if there were a way to put 997 headlights on one.

That man is a true Tea Party patriot!

Great song/record! Their 2010 release, Gemini, is by far one of my favorite records of the 2010s.

The Germans love making iconic small, fun cars morbidly obese. Case in point:

My thoughts exactly. Along with more torque, this could make electric pickup trucks a better choice than gas or diesel. Though, range needs to be taken care of to.

It definitely shouldn't be higher on the list than the Prius, thats for damn sure.

On the flip-side, awesome car that can often be found for pretty cheap:

I definitely agree on the 1st gen R32 - it's not even that great of a car!

Huge bummer dude, hope the damage isn't too extensive and he's able to keep it!

Meh, you see shit like this in Lakeview all the time. It's just another case of a Lakeview yuppie (probably also a transplant from California or something) pulling a u-turn in the middle of the street after exiting Starbucks, and all the hilarity/carnage that ensues.

Holy crap, somebody please do a present-day photoshop interpretation of this scene:

Can be really hard to find under $1k, but I agree it could and oughta be on the list.

You can put lipstick on a pig...

I thought it was pretty obvious Tanner wouldn't win this, it's a rallycross car that's geared way differently than a drag car. They're completely different machines meant for completely different racing.

HOLY SHITTING CHRIST, somebody nominate this person for an award!