He's full of these hilarious comparisons and goddamnit do I love him for it.

Here's an insider, Chicago neighborhood tip for you. Sick of long lines in at Giordano's in the Loop/River North? Go to the take out location with a small dining area in Avondale on Milwaukee, NW of Kedzie. Easy to drive to (parking lot and easy street parking) and even easier to get to if you take the blue line.

The new Miata shifter has a similar bolt-action-rifle feel to it. If a company with a CNC machine did a little R&D they could probably make a nice piece of scratch off of this idea.

The new Miata shifter has a similar bolt-action-rifle feel to it. If a company with a CNC machine did a little R&D they could probably make a nice piece of scratch off of this idea.

The new Miata shifter has a similar bolt-action-rifle feel to it. If a company with a CNC machine did a little R&D they could probably make a nice piece of scratch off of this idea.

Major tip-of-the-cap to British Airways. I've flown with them to and from Europe 3 times in the past 10 years. If you smile and are very polite to the flight attendants they give you all the little bottles of gin and tonic you can drink!

Please listen to this song while taking a good long look at this Ferrari.

"I, for one welcome our new insect overlords"

That's exactly what I'd do if I were really well off... or have a Lotus Exige. Nothing beats pricey, small-production, bat-shit-crazy British sports.

The scoop on the Trans Am is still badass in my book! I yearned for one of those in my early teen years!

I'm so glad the SHO is on this list! My mom had a 1st gen when I was a kid and I have fond memories of riding around in it with her. She'd chirp the tires at lights, tear down on-ramps and do some pretty epic downshifts and late-braking to make left turn arrows (she's a pretty rad lady).

Dear GM - please create a video of this car powersliding all of Laguna-Seca.

I was hoping the Mazda 2 would end up on here, I've read/heard so many people regard it as a FWD Miata.

i lol'd

YES!!!

HA!!! Great reference.

Too soon!

Too soooon!

Please update the guide accordingly.

That'll buff out.