See, this kinda shit never would have happened in my family. We were raised right and always taught that if you never stand out or amount to shit, no one will expect you to help them out. Duh.

this could have just been a space or fire code issue type thing. 100 people on one desk is not reasonable

If this was any other team I’d call bullshit but once you’ve had a scandal involving a party boat that warrants it’s own Wikipedia page, I’ll believe anything.

I can’t blame the Vikings for doing damage control. They’re just trying to prevent this from mushrooming into a suspension.

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

In other words, the Cardinals lost.

Took him less than a minute to dig in and sit back down.

Now son you see how Coach Leyland snuck behind the dugout to smoke? And see how deeply he inhales that Marlboro light? That’s how you do it!

They crossed out “wine” in the school Bibles. They now tell the story of Jesus turning water into juice.

Ugh. A racist AND a homophone!

It’s just an older affectation. Maybe it’s regional. My parents always called each other “mom” and “dad.” My mom (I call her mum by the way and frequently I call her the name my kids call her which is “We-wah” due to them being unable to pronounce ‘grandma’ when they were very young and it stuck.) still calls my…

I’m not a huge baseball guy, but just curious why Sammy Sosa is on the list (albeit low) but Mark MgGwire isn’t? I thought those two were inseparable PED buddies.

I feel so bad for Todd first you break the news that your sister died then your mother.

I’m not the religious sort, but sending alllll the most loving, comforting, warm vibes in the direction of Todd and Billie right now.

He don't even know how much he really made, he forgot. It's a lot.