I sure don't need silverfish. I kill the damn things all over the house every day!

My evicted ex-neighbor in my old apartment complex was definitely a pro at the "spiteful" part of defecation….

I liked the final book as a whole. What I didn't care for was how Pullman wrote a fantastic ending that wrapped things up nicely and with a realistic amount of optimism, but then he just…kept…writing. Until the actual ending kinda collapsed in on itself with angst. It always makes me think of a particular Futurama…

Yeah! Even Pullman thought she was so perfect that she changed his mental image of Mrs. Coulter as a raven-haired woman.

I love your scathing, sarcastic burns almost as much as I love your Great A'Tuin avatar, and often more so (sorry, Sir PTerry's ghost!)

My partner and I spent our Sunday evening watching his new Blu-Rays of the first Tenchi Muyo! OVA series. We definitely got the better end of the TV-watching deal. And I'm pretty sure I'd be saying that even if TWD were my favorite show, looking at all the negative talk over this episode.

Plus, it’s basically spring now, so it’s probably time for ice cream or something, right?

I already told you, that's my wine cellar. The red stains are just Merlot spills and should definitely not be reported to any local authorities. *Hides missing persons poster for local stripper stagenamed "Merlot"*

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*Throws NES controller into the fucking wall*

Haha, yeah, it's odd. Ah, well. Once I get the pattern down, it'll be okay. :D Yours sound a lot simpler to keep track of, though!

I've been given Azurette, which confused me because it has pills in three colors rather than the usual two I'd heard of (I know noooothing about birth control!) Turns out only two of the seven "period pills" are inactive pills, and the other five are slightly lower-dose estrogen to help build you back up to the…

Supergirl started out pretty bad, but it's really started to find its footing after the first few extremely awkward episodes. I enjoy both it and The Flash because they don't usually take themselves too seriously. (Also, Dair Allan is in love with shitting all over Supergirl at every chance—it's kind of a running…

[Angry glare from Carson over at Downton Abbey that the peasantry are not taught the difference from birth]

So, basically, Disney is confusing "Schneewittchen" (the one with the seven dwarves) with "Schneeweißchen and Rosenrot" (the one with one angry dwarf and a not-so-angry bear)?

Oh, man, this is getting me really excited. I have to wait a couple weeks till my next period ends to start my pills, and I really hope this is the last time I have to worry about things like my bedsheets looking like a murder scene in the morning.

I am never going to get tired of linking this image:
https://twitter.com/BaryAll…

[Blue image of weird alien baby]

I just got my first pill Rx last week, and I told my doctor at the beginning of the discussion I would not be taking the fake pills unless my body went haywire in a way that was somehow worse than my normal bleeding. The only reason I'm getting on BC is because my period makes me all but nonfunctional nearly two weeks…

I can get you caught up on the news!