Cane of Byrna and Cane of Somaria! Somaria was the block-creating one.

Hear, hear!

Even though I know this show loves to subvert tropes, I'm always pleasantly re-surprised at each indication that Brock-the-jock is actually really damn intelligent, and I love it every time.

*Ba-dum-tssh*

"The dreaded candiru! A naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming
up a man's urethra to feed on the damaged tissue of the pitiful mass of
flesh you once called your penis!"

That's what I hoped for too! In this case, it would've been a predictable twist I WOULDN'T have been disappointed in.

While I must commend the show for getting its portrayal of the racist, xenophobic, redneck South mostly accurate*, I'd have to drop this episode by about three letter grades at least for that nasty "Islamic terrorist" angle. It really didn't make Chris Carter look any better than your average Alabama hillbilly (hi,…

a generic hunky, young actor

His achy breaky heart needs its own place. That relationship's been on the rocks for decades. They're only staying together for the royalties at this point.

Hey! What've you heard?

When I saw Bandon's body for the first time, I at first wondered if I was looking at a high-schooler's hack-job in their copy of Photoshoop-that-is-totally-legal-and-totally-not-cracked-Photoshoop. That head on that body? DOES NOT COMPUTE.

Especially considering that Cora was actually pretty knowledgeable about the art in the house, during the terrible storyline where that one dude wanted more than a painting from her!

Good lord, that is frightening. And explains a lot.

"History" is the polite way to put it, yes. She will take the most innocent comment and use it to accuse you of being racist, or sexist, or a dozen other of her favorite personal insults that have no context. Then, when she realizes she's not winning, she brings in her sockpuppet account and attacks you some more on…

Haha, maybe he just meant he'd never done oral.

I don't have anything to contribute on what was being argued about. I'm just here to say…Danielle going off the deep end yet again? Danielle turning to wild personal insults that have nothing to do with the actual topic when she doesn't immediately "win" yet again? It must be a day ending in a letter.

Because charismatic asshole abusers have a nasty habit of sinking their teeth into their victims' hearts, minds, and psyches. No matter how desperately the victims consciously want to heal and leave all the negative memories behind, they're left unable to fully dislodge all those teeth and recover if they don't have a …

"Why is Daisy still allowed to live?" I complain at the end of every episode.

It seems like every week there's a brand-new Disqus account coming into these threads to post a whiny comment because people don't agree with them that the show is the best thing ever, then flouncing out again. I'm not accusing anyone of sockpuppetry. I'm just saying that someone should go check the dryer for missing…

Fuck. This was a timely comment for me, as I was looking for airtimes on the MTV schedule site while reading threads here. I was wondering why I couldn't find reruns of any episodes since MTV has a history of (re)running its reruns into the fucking ground. Our DVR's I-can-record-two-shows-at-once slots are already…