I will always remember you for your uncanny resemblance to Mr. Torgue.

Tip from a non-binary pre-transitioner:

Rough sex? I always thought Agatha to be the type who'd want some serious sappy romancin'. Maybe the sparks aren't flying because you both need to bring your actual Spark game. Have you considered making a bedroom Clank?

Don't you already meet plenty of people as it is, running the "great" city of Ankh-Morpork and all? I mean, sure, a lot of them are dregs, but it's Ankh-Morpork.* You already knew what you were getting into when you took the job.

I'm yelling similar complaints trying to get my controller functioning how I want it it in The Elder Scrolls Online (PC, not console). With the added complaint that remapping one button tends to break two others. Controller support should not be this hard to get right, ZeniBeth.

My companion is playing his Crusader on Torment 10 and claims he's up to crits in the billions now. All I can do is shake my head and think how much has changed in D3 since 2012.

I've always wondered. In one blow, they lost the entire build team? That sure ain't suspicious or nothin'. I was genuinely surprised that Robert (not-E.) Lee was still around to do the narration.

I can definitely understand preferring a badly-done relaunch/reboot to fail, rather than seeing it succeed when it's not "the real thing."

I'm always rather torn on my thoughts about this movie, and bringing back the Jem franchise in particular. I have some really awesome friends who adore Jem and would love to see the franchise succeed again today. But, on the other hand, one of the biggest assholes I know is a deluded Jem superfan who is convinced that…

I'm pretty sure I've tried those, but they're worth trying again! I mean, I live in the South, so I'm not gonna run out of opportunities at cookouts any time soon.

Sheila Broflovski: "Remember what the MPAA says! Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty woids!"

It's quite possible that I read the headline, looked at the two characters throwing serious side-eye in the image below, and laughed my ass off. That's not a good sign, Mrs. Meyer.

Oh, yeah, the 90s was definitely full of of some shit acts. Many of my favorite artists came out of the 90s, but lord, did you ever have to wade through some total crap on the charts to find the good stuff. There's a reason why so many 90s kids don't admit to half of what they listened to back in the day.

I'm still hunting! I'm very picky about whose wiener I put in my mouth.

YOU ARE WINNER

Yeah, most gamers are too busy with non-tool-assisted, 100% speedruns of Super Mario World to behave like the gross Gamergaters do. *Posts, tabs back into The Elder Scrolls Online*

I enjoy the review posts, but I often dread this site's TWD review comments. Most of the good discussion by AVC regulars and intelligent guests gets buried under a bunch of passers-by who got here by Googling "the walking dead +maggie +zombie +vagina." They come in here being assholes because someone dared to…

90s highschooler here, and I have the same memories. Classmates yelling the uncensored lyrics to "You Don't Know How It Feels" behind the cafeteria during break because when you're a teen, you're defiant any way you can be, even if it's just mocking a radio edit. Unlike the million-and-one other fads, Tom Petty was a…

I feel your pain. But maybe not as much, because I also genuinely like having a very unique name that no one ever gets right, even if they've known me my whole life. I'm a glutton for punishment and "I ain't gonna remember that, so I'm gonna call you [name that begins with the same letter but is not MY name, and which…

I have always been slightly jealous of the fascination with hot dogs because the only hot dogs I've ever liked are Smart Dogs, which are veggie dogs and therefore scorned by hot dog enthusiasts. I watch people slap a hunk of unidentifiable "meat wiener" on a grill and it smells fantastic, but then I bite into the…