Brienee's got it: for some god-awful reason, Small Wonder has been having a nostalgia revival online this year. I'd completely forgotten the existence of the show, but in the past six months, I've seen it mentioned more times than in the past twenty years.

I legitimately thought this song came out in like 2000 or some shit like that. I thought the actual date must have been a typo!

Belated upvote for username.

Oh, man. That's even more frightening than random-person-comes-in-from-Breitbart-to-be-an-ass.

Damn, sounds like a hot date to me.

NIZAMA PAJAMA!!

To be fair, since the NES game came out first, everyone I know, me included, believed as a kid that the movie was based on the game 'stead of the other way around. I did at least know the game was based on classic comics, thanks to Nintendo Power, though!

Are you talking about The Sea Prince and the Fire Child, by any chance? Sanrio is damn good at some nightmare fuel, apparently. And I'm not even talking about Hello Kitty.

I was stoked for the movie BECAUSE I loved the NES game so much! True not-so-startling story: every single person I know who played the NES game as a kid, including me, thought the movie was based on the game rather than the other way 'round, seeing as the game's release in the States came a few years earlier. This…

I used to be a member of a "scary stuff" group that would do monthly book club events where they'd upload PDF's of hard-to-find or out-of-print horror/thriller books and anthologies. Skeleton Crew was definitely the high point of the book club—and I'm saying that while acknowledging that pretty much everything the…

"It was a great movie, though."
"Ja, it was."

For some reason, I've had the quote, "Well, howdy, y'all! Commence ta jigglin'!" stuck in my head all day (didn't know about the ATHF finale at the time either). And now I suspect that I am part of a psychic collective with other members of the AV Club.

I think I wrote this exact same comment about A Christmas Story.

Don't count on a decent living space for your money. You're mostly paying for the basement. (I suspect you already know this.)

*Sobs* LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!!

Of course, Mark Twain was a literary genius, and Josh Berman is a guy
who created a Lifetime show about a model who comes back to life in the
body of a plain-looking person, so there may be a gulf in the relative
levels of talent on display.

An overachiever!

Yeah, that's just polite, and should be the gentleperson's way of
committing murder. I used to slit throats during matinees, which was
also quiet, but it came to my attention that the blood spray could be
considered uncouth. It's just rude to dirty up other people's clothing
in the theater. Commit your atrocities…

I haven't been here as long as many, so this is my first "encounter." I guess it was only a matter of time before I ran into one of my fellow local delinquents here! Now I'm going to have to behave myself at the next area geek convention…you never know who's watching. (Hint: it's me.)

Well, damn, hello, neighbor! (Oscar Smith High School is the landmark I give people to find my place, for reference.) I had to ask my partner in crime about Portlock since I haven't been here as long as he has. Apparently it is the area where he works, which is a quick hop from the 16-Bit estate (AKA a few blocks of…