That's what I find myself thinking every time I'm on my knees behind the gas station.

….You were at my family's reunions?

Malnourished? You're talking about the South. That croc should be morbidly obese.

Welcome aboard!

I scrolled down to the comment section specifically looking for someone to say this.

If you Think Too Much, then I must too….I've written long essays in those late adolescent days of too much free time about what Link must have gone through, suddenly being considered a young adult by society when to his perspective, he was still a kid from the woods.

I know what I'm having for my birthday lunch!….On the first day I can be arsed to leave the house after then, that is. Putting on pants on my birthday? Y'all out of your minds?

So no on the super-worms, then? Ah, well, I guess it would've added too much to the price to include that….

I moved from an area where Wawa is unheard of to an area full of Wawas. Driving by one never ceases to make me giggle at the name and make "wah-wah" noises. I also really need to try their food items, because people keep telling me they're a cut above standard gas station fare. I'm kinda hoping that means the…

Reading some of the comments to this post, the same thought goes through my head that always does when APHC comes up: the only thing more irritating than this show are some of its fans, who seem to operate under the delusion that liking APHC makes them more intelligent than people who don't. (You know what actually…

I may or may not have giggled and said "Cooter" out loud when I saw that headline….Thank goodness I'm home by myself.

Like blow!

I'm not convinced that the yellow light "reflecting" off her right tit ISN'T said tit glowing. Should those things get checked out by a Geiger counter? Lord knows what she's done in her desperation for the next drug hit.

….Gary?

Username/first sentence amusement! Haha, thanks. Glad to provide some catharsis for someone else! After a few more phone calls, I'm hoping to know more about all these unsettling things Thursday, so crossing my fingers.

Thanks! I do feel a bit better for letting it out.

Ah, thank you. Just ranting about it here released some tension. Come to find out after posting this, I should actually know more about all these situations within the next 24 hours, so…here's hoping for some good news!

Thank you. None of these are huge problems on their own, but all at the same time…is a bit much for someone who is already not well.

Oh, crap, we ARE having chicken for dinner, and I didn't even think about connecting the dots till I saw this comment!

I know Woody Allen is kiiiiind of a shithead, but damn if Everything You Always Wanted To Know… wasn't some great juvenile comedy.