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Thank you! YOU seem cool—as you probably know from the fact that I've upvoted your comments multiple times in the past.

Speaking as the self-designated #1 The Rembrandts Fan here. I REALLY wish I had been able to hop online and see this article earlier so I could've commented before we got into double triple-digits. Hell, right before I came to the A.V. Club and saw this article, I had my headphones on and Winamp playing my entire The…

Ugh, 1995. The beginning of the end. I was already kinda fucked up from a childhood of alternating abuse and neglect, but 1995 was when all those years of shit and terrible mistakes by me and others came to a head, and I'm still dealing with the fallout to this day. It was the year I acquired my first future stalker…

I've been stuck in redneck hell for over a month visiting relatives. I just got home, and first on my agenda is to hop back in The Elder Scrolls Online and play until my eyeballs fall out. If only this damn venison meatloaf would finish up cooking so I can eat and get in game! Ah, first-world problems.

One of the saddest moments in my life was when I was riffing on bad movies with friends, who are pretty proud of all the pop culture trivia they can spout off. One movie demanded the use of that Lrrrr quote, so I said it. Not one person got it.

I grew up in an ultra-Bible Belt state where this crappy song got a lot of unnecessary censorship. I spent years thinking "fat BLEEP" and "pulled out his "WHIMMY WHAM WHAM WOZZLE" were penis references.

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TLC. LET IT DIE.

Already a severe arachnophobe when I saw it back in the 90s, this movie is the reason I scan every inch of a room with my eyes before walking in. Don't even ask about the times I've actually found a spider in the shower. I actually REALLY want to watch again, but I worry about what it'll do to my arachnophobia this…

The parade scenes in Satoshi Kon's Paprika. The perfect blend of entertainment and mindfuck—just what you'd demand from Kon.

I LOVED the sanity stuff, but it's also bittersweet because it was so unique for its time that it made people afraid to play. To this day, I talk to people who wouldn't play the game because they still believe the game ACTUALLY erased all your game saves or fucked with your electronics.

Crystal Dreams!!!! I wondered if anyone would mention this. I remember scouring ancient IGN daily for updates on this game. The steady rise of hype, followed by the hard crash when it was known the game would never be, remains one of the biggest emotional roller coasters of my teen years.

MCU: Must Circumvent Uterus, AKA the MRA* slogan.

Speaking as a Native American, I read that bit between Cicero and Sits-On-Face, and I just assumed it was shitty Skyrim fanfic between that crazy jester Cicero and someone's lusty Argonian maid OC.

I was really hoping this would be an article about how awful live-tweeters are. Seriously, fuck you and your live tweets, and quit spamming my feed. If I'm watching the same thing you are, I'm not checking Twitter to read about it because why would I, when I can watch it for myself? And if I'm not watching the same…

Whisper of the Heart! I know it's Kondo's brainchild rather than Miyazaki's, but it still has the big M's hands all up in it.

Came here to name that exact movie.

Confirming those are all also good reasons to watch. My companion and I are guilty of yelling "X points to Gryffindor!" every time Maggie Smith snarks.

You've nailed it—it was DEFINITELY about the status symbol of being the deliberate outsider. This guy was determined to be ~*ToTeS YoOnIqUe*~ in pretty much everything, not just anime (but he didn't want to actually DO anything to stand out because that would involve getting off his ass, so he took the elitist route).…

So many people are reccing that specific LP in this comments section alone, I am going to have to sit down and watch it. I'm a big fan of the GTA video linked below, so I'm guessing I'll be in good company.