The game of NBA basketball was lost in the late 90s. This version of NBA basketball isn’t really sport, but basic entertainment for the dude on the street that has no idea what to do with his life. He watches NBA basketball for a few years, drinks craft beer, and eventually dies.

FYI, many US law enforcement agencies spend time training in Israel, where racial profiling is literally policy promoted by the government, which is why that reference isn’t just random. This sort of thing is what Israeli security forces do regularly and we send our people there to train with them because of stupid…

I never post and don’t care about this argument but sycophant is definitely the incorrect word choice here. Thanks.

There is no such thing as The Swamp. That was just a lie made up to antagonize Hillary.

You gotta read the New Yorker piece. It’s excruciating. And the reporting seems beyond reproach. It seems possible that some actual kink, potentially valid in a totally different context, is part of the ragged patchwork of Schneiderman’s twisted mind, but that possibility ends up being totally irrelevant to the events…

Me too!!

So volleyball isn’t a sport either. Or maybe you have an oddly narrow view of “defense”.

Honestly can’t tell — are you joking?

A true King!

Dude I am just flabbergasted by this guy. He may have Deadspin’s first truly unique take.

The women he’s made into sex slaves thank you. : ) You’re a good person!

C’mon, we all know dick cream is on the level and one of the best sarcastic commenters :)

This thread is good Kinja.

God, I’m just so sick of people pretending to be white on the internet just to support their racist views.

Remember when this kind of kinja troll was all we had to worry about?!?! I’m feeling hella nostalgic.

I’ve surfed off and on since I was a kid.

lol “mike”

Lolol, son of a bitch.

I’m so disappointed that it appears you’re serious and that this wasn’t just fantastic satire.

Stay woke, friend.