How exactly does one determine “Broken” in such a vehicle? I’m assuming this is a fluid concept...

Wow, that car broke into a Lada pieces!

$35,635?? You could get 71 Jeeps for that price!

Like this concept?

Can it tow a Postal Jeep from Detroit to Moab?

15 years from now. GM starts a new division called “Julty” selling Tahoes with angry faces. They sell great until a gas crunch happens.

They’re called, in the construction industry, weed burners. They burn weeds and melt ice. They are far less fun than advertised.

Here I am expecting a fucking flame thrower and its a weed torch, my 85 year old mother uses one.

I know what I have

Ran when parked.

No joyrides, No lowballers.

All right. I’ll talk to my boss. See, they install that Value Direct at the factory, there’s nothin’ we can do, but I’ll talk to my boss.

“Can I look at th...?”

“Can we test drive it?”
“NO IT IS VALUE DIRECT! NEXT!”

It’s the ideal place and time to continue bickering with the spouse. Nerves are already on edge from air travel. 

Smart move, getting eliminated by the Warriors earlier in the post season frees up more vacation time. Also, I’m happy that this happened because now Lavar has to deal with a son not being the face of a franchise outside of Lithuania

“Do you actually want a muscle car with wide tires and 797 horsepower?” the very serious person asks

Too bad this video only shows the Tahoe. I’d like to see how they install the carbon monoxide leak in the Ford Interceptor Utility.

Past the Constitution, past the Bill of Rights.

Impact drivers don’t have adjustable torques. Might be a hammer drill, but it is not an impact driver.