As a free agent, Alzner’s going to be a very in-demand player, a real Hot Karl.

i think you misspelled “NBA” bruh

He’ll probably get an award for actually using a turn signal in Florida.

Would probably reserve the term “hapless” for a team that hasn’t won 16 of it’s last 24 games.

Nope. I’m Canadian and i still wanted Ottawa to lose.....Anyone playing the trap system deserves to be booed off the ice.

He requested a pizza delivery at 10:37 and started bitching that it hadn’t arrived yet at 11:11? God, what a whiny little snowflake.

I understand hating the Penguins, but rooting for Ottawa’s brand of anti-hockey instead is cutting your nose off to spite your face. Would you rather root for the Pens to lose in the finals or for seven more games of checking your phone and falling asleep during the second period?

Yeah, fuck you too. So let me ask, do you still have Patrick Lalime flashbacks every time a beachball rolls through your legs?

As a Canadian/Leafs fan I have to say it’s more than that. I have fairly specific loathings of all of the fanbases of the other Canadian teams except for, I guess, Calgary.

Most boring NHL city.. maybe. And I think I’ve mentioned this on here before but Canadians are far less united in this stuff than people elsewhere might assume.

And anyone who drives a Mercedes-Benz.

Except the Predators’ defensemen are about 1000 times better at actually playing defense than Sens blueliners. Pat Kane’s simpering aside, the Preds aren’t about the neutral zone trap. It’s much harder to sustain possession against them.

Penguins destroyed the capital of Canada? Is this from the minds that brought us Strange Brew? Oh, it’s a hockey post.

I could spend the rest of my afternoon listing all the countries where “a person (like yourself) can write about our president and have zero repercussions.”

Hi. Canada here. We’re just going to go ahead and build our wall now, k?

When did people become so fucking sensitive that they can’t deal with an athlete disagreeing with them politically? Our country as a whole is fucking pathetic.

Alright. Ease up on the Canseco tributes, Texas.

Couldn’t be more proud of her! Make the trip and I’ll meet you for Mediterranean nachos and beer! Haha.

...because what in the actual fuck takes women so long to pee?  

A lot of people say the crucifix was in, but I think he nailed it. And yet the double-A Binghamton Mets fans are screaming GIVE US BARABBAS (Antonio Barabbas, young Dominican shortstop prospect).