These are not cheap seats, either: section 122

As long as they don’t spiral out of control.

As tribute, Blake Bortles is currently crasing and burning in London.

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

The Bills would look to their bench, but a fan is currently being put through it with a piledriver.

Eh, Machado about nothing, if you ask me. 

I also use the side burner of my gas grill all the time.  I use it to light the chimney starter full of coals to use in my smoker.

Did Mike not answer the questions OR did he just take some time to mullet over?

Bill is just upset because he puts more effort into his cheating.

These guys may be the only team defeated by the Magic all year. 

You should have called the health department on that. No way in hell would I eat anything a caterer serves if they just put trays of meat on the ground, or leave it unheated. Doing both is just downright messed up.

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

Meanwhile, the Orioles’ “2018 AL East Division Participants” is still just sitting on the side of I-81.

Imagine having a seat behind those loud assholes blocking your view of the Jets going 5-11.

They need to arm the tables, it’s the only solution.

They’re taking away the one thing that Buffalo fans can cheer for this year? Yeah, this ain’t gonna end well...

Clearing the rubble. Trying to find additional lives.

I know it’s probably going to make me look stupid in six months but I’m a little sceptical that they have the real high impact star-level forwards they need. Karlsson obviously filled that role last year but I’m not entirely sold on him being a perpetual #1C.

On the one hand, Nathan Peterman sucks at football.

This is why doctors recommend a daily stool softener, even for healthy adults.