It’s Always Scummy In Philadelphia

This beef will remain unresolved, for now.

Someone please give Eric Lindros very detailed written directions to the funeral.

“I will be able to say ‘I’ve shared a bath with a Masters winners”

When they are 22 year olds and have a lot of career left. Losing can be a learning experience. Is winning more ideal? Sure, but the lessons you get from screwing up - especially in a head case sport like golf - can pay dividends. We’ll see what he’s made of going forward.

Looking forward to Stamkos getting back to full health and killing it for the Leafs come October.

Being optimistic, this at least gives them a chance to see how the team will perform without Stammer before deciding whether to give him him 80 mil.

You should probably just stop drinking Tim Hortons coffee anyway. It tastes like charred moose diarrhoea run through a strainer and mixed with jock sweat.

Possible third option: the GOP convention will predictably result in the complete and total destruction of the city just before the football season starts, the Browns’ season will be cancelled, and all will generally agree that things worked out for the best.

This will end poorly.

when reached for comment, Borring’s estranged wife said, “Keller does things my ex wouldn’t, like eat my ass and let the kids watch.”

She wouldn’t have looked elsewhere if he wasn’t always flopping in the box.

God bless Amarikwa!

Jose Bautista is goddamned delightful and is part of what makes baseball fun to watch. I feel sorry for these unwritten rules clutching sandbags that can’t see that.

I wanna fly like an eagle, to Tennessee.
Fly like an Eagle and immediately forget me.

Best of luck on 2nd place, world.

I am willing to convict based on that mustache.

Hey, the game is not for you. And that’s okay. Nobody says you have to like it. If you look at a tape of one of the most incredible saves a goalie will ever make and say ‘This is everything wrong with hockey’ then the game is not for you. May I suggest golf? It has a much slower pace and it’s pretty easy to tell…

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I find it a little ridiculous to pin this whole Habs season on Carey Price’s injury. Sure he’s good, but the downward spiral without him is alarming. Some/most of this has to go back on Therrien in the end. Him picking on Subban for one play smacks of desperation. Surprised he hasn’t come out and gone with the ol…