I know I am an incredibly shallow human being, but I just want Vanessa to have the freedom to go back to her natural hair color. Ice blonde looks terrible on her.

Just to clarify one of your items, definitely don’t use the orange/blue buckets with the hardware store logos on them, they are not remotely food safe! Get the white food-safe buckets they sell.

Forget a hair dryer. Go to Harbor Freight or some other super low rent hardware store and get a heat gun. They look just like a hair dryer, but they can actually broil things out in the open air, should that be what you’re trying to do. But if you are just trying to crisp up chicken, or melt a little extra cheese on…

Hi Claire, we use a regular claw hammer to crush garlic, covering the garlic with some plastic wrap first.

Seriously, we’d be so much better off if the entirety of the WH press corps was replaced by the Parkland kids.

A pair of welding gloves work better than oven mitts for handling hot pots & pans.

I now never refer to Timmy without saying “my boyfriend and my son”. To the point I fear this doxxes me.

What in the actual goddamn kingdom of fuck is that all about?

Pretty standard in Europe.

Welcome to Schrödinger’s Internet, where everything is simultaneously true and false.

Bill Clinton’s a better point of comparison than Obama, really. Infidelity, probable rape, foreign intervention that (probably) didn’t actually sway the election...

And Michelle once wore a sleeveless dress in an official WH portrait. Scandalous!

Remember the time when obama went 5 days on vacation, a week in 4 years!

If you don’t have kids, leave now. It’s only going to get worse.

Tell that guy to get the fuck out of the house. That’s some high class bull shit. No one should treat you that way, especially if you work full time and go to school in the evening.

Give Chrissy a weekly NYT Op Ed column IMO

UGH this brings back memories of when my dad died 3 years ago. I had an old best friend from high school who became an extremely toxic part of my life, and this resulted in me basically ghosting her (which is shitty but I didn’t know how else to extract myself - this is after I had told her my feelings several times,…

This is so well stated. I wish more people understood that not everything sentiment should be expressed via social media.

My mom died on this date in 2007, actually, and an ex of mine “heard about it through the grapevine” (he used that terminology) and reached out with condolences. It seemed fake and self-serving, especially since we had an oddly contemptuous breakup where he dumped me and then behaved for months and years afterwards as…