for the sexual thrill

What fucking dunce looked at that photo and started counting fingernails?

I’m not hurt, or jealous, or bothered, but let me blast out some desperately bitter tweets to whomever. Really, I’m fine.

Three-time NBA player. Retired and came back twice. I see your pedantry and I raise it.

You mean the same Lebron who is 2-0 in NBA finals game 7's and defeated a 73 win team on the road. You mean the same kobe who was terrible in game 7 of the finals and shot 6-24. Oh ok. This couldn’t be any more false or dumb if it was written by trump himself.

When did Skip Bayless get a Kinja account?

Let us ask ourselves if we can imagine any scenario where Michael Jordan would apply criteria to this discussion that in any way might threaten his assumed position at the top of a ranking of modern NBA players.

prepare to be flamed. fwiw i think you deserve it because this is dumb. but prepare.

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

This guy was very casual about posting this kind of stuff and these people worked together everyday. This guy was the assistant chief, sorry but there is no way the chief, and probably lots of other officers, didn’t know this dude was a crazy racist and they were all OK with it enough to not do shit until the public…

I always order coffee on a plane. Let me explain why.

Oh yeah? In American, our newspaper writers used to be literate.

Correct! “Fleece the Knicks” is the NBA’s most foolproof team-building strategy!

Why you trying to bring beef where there weren’t none before you rolled up?

I’m actually relatively certain most Democratic politicians would have corrected a woman saying Obama was an Arab Muslim.

His legacy will forever be unleashing Sarah Palin on to the Lower 48. Everything else is competing for a distant second.

There’s a great bit from the LA Times today from their article on McCain:

One of the greatest regrets I have is voting for McCain in 2008 and losing out on the opportunity to have voted for the best president we may ever see in our lifetimes. I was young and dumb and bought into the centrist, respected-on-all-sides mantra that he tried to project. I even looked past the warning signs of…

*Scans list*

I recognize that listmaking is inherently flawed and there is more than one album I, a woman, like on this list but I will legit fight you on “Kid A” come at me I’M READY.