The only thing left is that he just wants to be considered the best player on his team, which makes it odd when his short list of 4 contains one team with a player (Porzingis) that should be better than him shortly, one team with two players (Butler and KAT) who are widely considered better than him right now, and one…

IS it NECESSARY for Lebron to drink his own urine?? No, but he does it anyway because it’s sterile and he likes the taste.

That would be true if it were indeed an average move. Rose on his best day hasn’t been close to average in years. Dude is butt, sweaty, stinky butt.

He has no point. He just wants her in a controlled environment (i.e. his own show). Also, she didn’t “write a horseshit columnn.” She wrote a feature using words that came out of Minihane’s own mouth and presented it in the context of the Red Sox’s long history of marginalizing large swaths of the city. This wasn’t…

why should she?

No, Stephen King.

I wonder if the fan went to an usher to complain that he could Nazi the game very well.

Racism? At an Indians game?

All lawyers are bad. But lawyers that make sure to tell you, apropos of nothing, that they are lawyers are the worst kinds of lawyers.

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...

I can’t wait til Kaep caves, goes out and punches a woman and murders a few dogs and immediately gets offers from multiple NFL teams.

Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera

They always seem to imagine that the closer they edge to Republican policy positions

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

Most Republicans were loyal

Someone hasn’t just done a comparison of balls today to three or four years ago? Wouldn’t that take a half-decent lab like a week to figure out any differences?

This is fucking fantastic.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

Considering Sarah Palin normalized rank stupidity, I’d say there’s (at least) one other prominent dipshit he’s got to apologize for.

The only time John McCain was a good idea was when the alternative was George W. Bush.