I’m more upset by the fact that they didn’t go with “Uncle Drewniverse.” RIGHT THERE, LOU.

Counterpoint: the Uncle Drew ads are fine.

Did you get to keep all fifty bucks, or did you have to spend some on Officially Licensed Apparel?

Two things:

Ive watched tennis off and on for 28 years. Every Major plus many of the smaller tournament matches too. Davis cup, Fed cup, qualifiers, nobodies, hall of famers, etc, and have never heard that before. Let alone multiple times as a description to a serve and volley style player. I was enamored with Sampras and…

Awful, but hey, how bout them Nittany Lions?!

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

Who hurt you, starcrunch?

Fuck racists.

I feel like there are companies that are missing out on obvious opportunities with these patch advertisements.

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

Big deal. His kind of game might be conducive to winning a Final Four or the occasional Olympics, but he’ll retire without a ring (unlike his brother LaLebron).

Irregardless, Boston sucks.

But “most pedantic” is correct, right?

Thank you for providing an example of why Boston has made the list.

He’s bad at the sport of basketball.

I killed him and he’s dead now.

My wife and I have talked to our boys, sure. We’ve tried to emphasize that we’re very privileged not to be the kinds of people that Trump and his administration will target most violently, and that this means we have a responsibility to help take care of the people who will be targeted as best we can. And we’ve…

3. Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention being ranked 115 immediately invalidates the rest of this list.