...only an STi.

It’s beyond ugly. It’s just stupid. Just plain mindless, thoughtless stupidity.

Porsche Panamera S, S Hybrid, GTS or Turbo.

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

The change doesn’t happen until 24 or so. Until then, your nerve cells aren’t fully covered by myelin, which is an electrical insulator. Your brain is, quite literally, short circuiting. That’s one of the main reasons teenagers are so fucking stupid.

I think this is an awesome untapped market.

We need to get a shot of that gauge...

??????

They’re sitting down. He stands up, whips it out, and puts it in front of her face. She declines. He slaps her with it.

It’s not exactly the magic bullet that killed JFK

Welcome to Jalopnik where everything you just said is wrong! Acceptable modifications to your statement include:

Only if they give it a retro Bertone-styled body with a targa top and call it the X1/9.

A mid-engine, carbon-fiber chassis with 160hp? For about $45,000 USD?

I clearly misinterpreted “better” as being less of Mr. Regular’s usual shtick, where you apparently meant a return to form.

so the average max power of 126.64 isn’t that terrible after all?

I think we’re in agreement here. I just didn’t see the people mocking the sign guy as mocking his manliness but rather mocking him for his dumb idea of what a man is and needing to prove that he is one by ripping a sign in half.

I’m 50/50 on this one.

Democrats: “No states rights, federal rule for all”

Did they have a competitive benefits package?

“One can coax high teens out of even a brodozer.”