I met him at the restaurant I was working at in Portland when the Warriors were playing the Blazers in the WCF and him and his family were very respectful. I told him that my father was from Peoria, Illinois and his father lit up actually more than I expected. When I told him that his Warriors were slaying my Blazers h…

Nah, he wins. You’re incredibly dorkish and he murdered that joke.

True. If we were measuring a serious off the regular season records then OKC, whom beat Portland 4-0 in the regular season, would have been playing Denver in the second round instead of Portland