@thehoneybadger: Chinese at age 3 is not ridiculous, but rather, ridiculously impressive!

@lilbobbytables: Both Hayek and Moore are married and have kids, and thus FULFILLED!

@thehoneybadger: I wanted to be Asian as well! East Asian. Sometimes now I wish I would grow up to be South Asian. Alas, I am 32, and can no longer grow up to be anything.

@graviton1066002: Did you read her previous Tweet that was posted on the site? And the various posts on the Daily Show's woman problem? That should explain it for you.

@RedHerrings: That's "Sandwich-Eating Lesbian Shitasses."

@unmoldednicole: I like your mom.

Hm. Last night I heard McCoy Tyner with Ravi Coltrane and Esperanza Spalding... for free. Monday I heard six percussionists play IN the Central Park Lake... for free. In past summers I have heard numerous operas and the New York Philharmonic, Lyle Lovett and Sonic Youth, They Might Be Giants and Laurie Anderson, etc.…

@the zeeba is your mamacita: It happens to everybody from time to time, don't feel bad :)

@LoveBugBecky: Yeah, that would kick ass.

@the zeeba is your mamacita: That's what we specialize in!

@amethysts: I hope you're right... but I somehow doubt it, although that would certainly be the competent phraser's choice of words (minus the sammich/walk part—Olivia, darling, I had *focaccia*).

@andreakeller2: *clappity clap clap clap* (etc.) and hearted.

@seejanerum: What a great justification—congratulations!

Congratulations and thank you to all the people who Vogued—that was one of the most enjoyable mass threads I've ever encountered.

@Pigasus: Ya think? It's all about exceptionalism.

@barnes.brendon: Sosososo many things wrong with this, some of which are addressed above and below. Allow me to focus on:

@SlayBelle: That's actually often when I feel the need to make a separate post—when the back-and-forth is clearly futile.

@MagImpalor: Consider it serendipity—more proof that wimmenz can has funnees.

@SlayBelle: Really, you were reluctant to submit that one? I thought it was an excellent point—and the one that really hit home for all the friends and family of mine that watch and love TDS.

@MagImpalor: I so feel you—the one with the military and oil spill kept tempting me to spew forth vitriol.