@AndPreciousLittleofThat: Because that's haaaaarrrrddd! And we like foregone conclusions!

@Peppermint: AMEN!

@AnnieSaBu: This is my favorite so far—must be the aquatic theme on a fucking hot day... or maybe it's just because you ROCK.

I love the universe on occasions such as these. My 10-year-old self is brushing up her boppy dance moves.

This is one of the most patently ridiculous things ever... and I have been hearing it my whole life, as someone who sweats like a monkey. That tendency towards overheating, however, is a) unrelated to weight, considering that it has remained a constant throughout 50lb changes (on a 5'1" frame); and b) not responsible…

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: I had never been interested in tennis until the Williams sisters came on the scene—unbelievable, both of them. The talent, the personality, the beauty... captivating!

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: This baffles me—the 'good looks' part. I have no interest in Sharapova, she's so... aesthetically lightweight. Serena, though, I would allow to tie me up without a safety word. She's fucking stunning.

@snacktastic: This is my favorite.

@CorneliaFudge: I'm fine with it—I just want to be invited for a threesome.

@alula: As @LoveHandles points out, bingo. Stewart strikes me as someone very comfortable addressing racism and some other stereotypes, but not the sexism—which leads me to think that he hasn't really confronted his own, knows that, and is still too afraid to do so.

@Gertisimo: Seriously, you can buy it in grocery stores nowadays...

@CurtCole: I adore you! But I'm bad at sharing goodies.

@CurtCole: Stop claiming all my boyfriends #goddammit!

@CurtCole: The bed needs to go too—damn, that's uguhly. The walls are also awful.

@CurtCole: Kurt should fix it up for him.

I love Liv's dress. However, I would pay no more than $40 for it—I doubt that my entire closet contains $2,200 worth of clothing (including the bridesmaid's dresses).

Macaroons are definitely popping up in places I've never seen them before... a good one is wonderful; I prefer some others on the list, but this is the trend I foresee.

You love parentheses? May I direct you towards John Barth's Lost in the Funhouse... the whole collection is amazing (and the stories are meant to be read together), but the parentheses junkie will be particularly stoked by the layered use of quotation marks in 'Menelaiad.'

@Tigrrl: I more or less agree with you, although that last sentence kind of brings together the whole problem for me—we can only guess at what she's experiencing, and unless she decides to talk about it at some point, only she will know... which makes it very sketchy for us to judge the situation. In general, we tend…

@Charlotte Corday: I always said Yoda-speak came from Yiddishisms; now I know it's the cut-and-paste method!